Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Vernon Dursley (The Uncle In Harry Potter) Is A Good Man

People have theorised about Claudius in Shakespeare's Hamlet for a long time. While to most he is considered to be the villain of the play, other feel he may actually be the hero led astray. While we'll leave that to the academics, I think the same thing can be said about Vernon Dursley, Harry Potter's cruel uncle. He made Harry sleep in a closest underneath the stairs before eventually and generously allowing him to stay in Dudley's second bedroom.

When most people discuss Vernon they write him off as a necessity to show the viewer/reader how Harry is living a horrible life, and that his escape to Hogwarts a world of magic and awe inspiring things is the best possible thing that could happen to him, and is in stark contrast to his miserable life before. But most people do not look at this story from Vernon's point of view. If they did they would see that Vernon is actually a good person, and a character that I'm sure a lot of people could relate to in their own lives. He is basically Harry's father and despite not showing any outward affection towards him, he cares, deeply. It hard to tell someone that you love them and he's dealing with Harry the only way he knows how. His spoiling of Dudley is merely a way for him to psychologically balance his mistreatment of Harry. It all probably goes back to Vernon's own childhood. There is issues with this character, I am not denying that, but I hope I can show you that there is more to this character than meets the eye.



1. He's Scared

Vernon is not a direct relation of the Potter family, he came into their lives through his marriage of Petunia Dursley. It's no wonder that would be scared. He was introduced into a world of magic, not just magic but also evil magic.

“....There's a Dark Lord? Oh..... ok.... Oh? He wants to abolish all non magical people? Oh my God, the one who should not be named killed James and Lily? AND we have to take care of their magic child? Shit.”

They raised the baby Harry, never knowing what he would grow up to become. The kid has freaking superpowers! I personally wouldn't want to be anywhere near him. With this in mind it starts to make sense that his treatment of Harry wasn't the best.

Vernon knew a lot of things that Harry didn't and he treated him badly out of fear, but also out of a sense of duty. He knew Voldemort was going to try and find Harry. He knew how much Harry would have to deal with and how incredibly tough it would be for him to survive. So he struck him in the closet and made him do all the housework, never giving him a word of thanks. Not because he was cruel, but because he was training Harry. Basically what i'm trying to say is Vernon is Obi Wan Kanobi.

2. His Job

Vernon is the director of a drill-making firm called Grunnings. He is very successful in his job, and works very hard. At the beginning of 'Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets' Vernon has an important meeting in his home with some business people. He decides that Harry should just stay in his room, and not introduce his guests to him. This makes perfect sense since Harry is freaking magic, and Vernon wants this particular night to be completely magic free.

So eventually Dobby the house elf shows up and uses a bunch of magic. Everything goes shit ways and Vernon puts bars on Harry's window, and pretty much shuts him off from the rest of the world. Although it may seem to us that he is using unnecessary force, it makes perfect sense. Vernon didn't know that it wasn't Harry's fault and he was trying to show him that magic was not appropriate for this situation. Vernon's entire career has been put on the line, of coure he is mad.

The bars on Harry's window might also have more to them than we think, they could serve a dual purpose, he's trying to stop any harm coming to Harry. Most obviously attempting to stop Voldemort finding him, but he doesn't know what else might be after Harry in the wizarding world. He's taking every precaution he can think of and if you ask me that's noble.


3. He Shows the Patience of A Saint

There are many points when Harry shows complete disregard for the rules of magic amongst muggles. He uses his evil devil powers against the Dursleys time and time again, even causing his aunt to blow up like blow fish. She blows up to a massive size, and eventually to the point where she levitates like a helium balloon, floating throughout London and somehow survive the inevitable drop to her death.

Despite all of Harry's demonic acts Uncle Vernon still gives him a place to stay and a hot meal every night. I think Vernon deserves a god damn medal for all he's done. At the end of the day sometimes Harry can act like a bit of a brat. Every response he gives is sarcastic. Could you image living with that? Some magical teenager who has the power to kill you with a wand. It's like Vernon is living in 1984, but instead of Big Brother watching his every step it's a hormonal teenage boy. Vernon has a whole pile of shit to deal with and on top of everything he has to sleep with one eye open. Harry's a monster, who has the power to destroy the Dursleys with the flick of a wand, and Vernon is showing patience beyond anything I've ever seen for putting up with it.


4. He Cares

The only negative thing I could say about Vernon Dursley is probably that he cares too much. He hid all the letters Harry was receiving from Hogwarts, Hermione, and Ron. But can you blame him? Harry has almost died like a million time, he's always going to do everything he could to stop the death of his nephew. The reason he doesn't like Harry going to Hogwarts is not because he's a bitter cruel man, it's because he desperately wants Harry to stay in the muggle world, where it is safe.

Harry and Vernon don't see eye to eye very often, much like in any father/son relationship. Vernon is doing his level best but Harry keeps pushing the boundaries every single time. He leaves Harry in perpetual misery to toughen him up, every time he shouts at Harry he is bringing him one step closer to becoming the super solider that he needs to become in order to defeat Voldemort.

I salute you Vernon. Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed to one man.

Saturday, 6 December 2014

First Post

So here we are. It was only a matter of time before the narcissism of the 21st century got to me as well. A personal blog, because I am just that damn important and interesting. I will spare you the torment of cataloguing every individual moment of my life, with every cup of coffee as well all as every individual bowel movement described in minute detail (just the really interesting ones). What I will try and accomplish is to talk about things that I find interesting which when all is said and done really comes down to music, movies and books.

My name is Stephen Holland. I live in Dublin. I'm 21 years old and I'm studying arty farty media pretension. When I'm feeling particularly confident I describe myself as a writer, but I'm starting to realise that this might be slightly problematic as there is very little evidence of any actual writing. It's time to put my money where my mouth is and hopefully a couple of people will find what I have to say interesting. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so I'm going to give this a serious go. Who knows, maybe through the mundanity of my everyday life we'll be able to see a glimmer of the complexities of the human soul, delve into the mysteries of the universe, and discover our own place and purpose in it.... Or I could recommend a song you end up really liking. What have we got to lose?



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